Know

• A 30% deposit is required for all new clients — no exceptions.
• If you are a new client booking three hours or longer, a 20% deposit is acceptable.
• If you are a first-timer without references but the rest of your screening checks out, a 40–50% deposit is required depending on appointment length.
• All deposits can be paid via Venmo, Zelle, or a gift card of my choice.
• After our initial meeting, if you would like to schedule another date, there will be no deposit requirement.
• If for some reason I have to cancel, deposits will be refunded in full.
• Deposits assure me that you are not a time-waster, as 90% of clients who don't leave a deposit cancel with little to no notice.
• Your deposit information will stay 100% confidential, as should mine.
• Deposits are non-refundable unless I cancel our date and cannot reschedule within a reasonable time frame, in which case you will be refunded in full.
• Deposits will be forfeited for any rude, crude, or inappropriate requests or demands.

Congratulations! If you're reading this, that means you've completed my screening, left a deposit, and we've scheduled our first date. I understand you're probably excited to finally meet me and have so much you want to talk about, but please refrain from contacting me unless it is directly related to our appointment. My inbox is flooded with time-wasters who love to email back and forth about nonsense while I'm off the clock. If you continue to email me after I've given you a warning, I will cancel our appointment and your deposit will not be refunded. If you simply cannot wait any longer and must get to know me before our date, I would be more than happy to accommodate you with a pen pal or Skype package.

I am drawn to the gentlemen for whom appropriate etiquette is second nature. As a lady, I find inconsiderate actions unacceptable. I am a firm believer that each person should do unto others as they would have done to them. Please review my etiquette requirements below prior to our date.

Be Polite

A well-mannered, courteous interaction always characterises the time I spend with a gentleman friend. It promotes harmony and sets the stage for an explosive encounter. I am unable to entertain anyone with anything less than a good-natured attitude.

Punctuality

Please don't be late. I understand you have a busy schedule, as do I — please value my time as you would your own. I can offer a ten-minute grace period, but after that, your arrival time does affect the length of our date.

Hygiene

Hygiene is vital. Cleanliness is an absolute essential, and it is extremely attractive. Short on time? A shower, fresh towels, and even a new toothbrush are at your disposal if you would like to freshen up at my incall.

Donations

I would like our engagement to begin and continue smoothly, without interruption. Any attempt at negotiating will promptly, and regrettably, halt our date. Please place my donation, unsealed, in an envelope on the bathroom counter — or, when in public, a gift bag — before my arrival, so I do not have to interrupt our date to collect it.

Gifts & Tips

You are in no way expected to give more than what's listed. However, I do love being pampered, and I adore gentlemen who go the extra mile. If you'd like to earn brownie points, you can surprise me with something off of my wishlist.

Extended dates are a wonderful opportunity to get to know each other on more than just a physical level. If you decide you would like to extend our time together, I will be happy to do so if my schedule allows. I do not charge a higher hourly rate for in-date extensions — should you extend our date, you will only be asked to pay the difference.

For any date exceeding two hours, I require some time in a public setting so we can fully appreciate and enjoy our time together without rush. You can visit my wishlist for some of my favourite restaurants and activities. If you are unable to dine out for discretion reasons, please include that in the special requests section of my screening form and I'll be sure to accommodate you.

Whether we are doing an overnight or a one-hour appointment, I expect our private time to feel natural and un-rushed. Do not pressure me the moment I walk through the door — this is an immediate turn-off. We will take the time to get to know each other, to get comfortable, and to relax before the fireworks spark. Be patient and give me time to naturally get comfortable with you, and I promise you will unlock a side of me those who lack restraint will never access.

I take pride in caring for my body and looking my very best. Although I would love nothing more than to spend every second of our date together, I do appreciate the following during our extended encounters:

• Eight hours of uninterrupted sleep for all overnight engagements.
• Your understanding that I need to spend time at the gym daily.
• At least two hours of personal time a day, so I may have time to prim.
• Your understanding when I need to use my phone to handle basic personal matters.

Let me start by saying: do not, under any circumstances, contact me asking for “menu options.” This is extremely rude and tasteless and will guarantee you are blocked and blacklisted, whether you have left a deposit or not. That said, I have been known to get pretty wild — but only with select gentlemen. Special requests are available for two-hour-plus appointments (costumes, lingerie, makeup, and so on), so feel free to include those when filling out your screening form.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people. If our schedules don't align this time around, here is the protocol for future dates.

One week's notice

A slap on the wrist.

72 hours' notice

50% cancellation fee.

48 hours' notice

75% cancellation fee.

24 hours' notice

100% cancellation fee.

• If you have cancelled our date, any future date will require a 50% deposit.
• Any cancellation while I am on tour will incur a 100% cancellation fee, plus an additional $500 to cover touring costs.